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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who has got
next?
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| Marshmallow 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
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"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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> if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who has
got
> next?
I'm sparking my after dinner joint right now...
cheers!
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| OU812? 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| AndyAUB wrote:
> if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who
> has got next?
Tag.. i just smoked a bowl a few minutes ago as well 
tokie tokie!!
Kristy
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| Delta Nine 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| AndyAUB wrote:
> if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who has got
> next?
2 bongloads, 1/2 g each. Split that between 3 people a little while ago.
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| Darque Pervert 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| On Mon, 03 May 2004 18:05:16 -0400, Delta Nine
<d_nineNOSPAM@NOSPAMearthlink.net> wrote:
|AndyAUB wrote:
|> if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who has got
|> next?
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|2 bongloads, 1/2 g each. Split that between 3 people a little while ago.
Been baked all day. Multiple joints and a couple bonghits.
Probably more stoned than I should be, even....
"Pfffffft" - Bill The Cat
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| Bud Burner 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| I finished a short bong session moments ago.
Hmmmmm (taps feet, looks at watch).
That's long enough to wait, another session....
BudBurner
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| Mike Helm 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| On 03 May 2004 20:40:06 GMT, andyaub@aol.com (AndyAUB)
>if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who has got
>next?
I had my 4:20s - the hardest thing about toking at work is remembering
to bring the bowl in from the car when I get back home.
I remembered today - barely.
Did a wicked job at work once I got stoned - I wasn't sure how to do
something before I got stoned and I was making it more complicated than
I needed to.
After I got stoned, everything just sort of fell into place in my head
and I proceeded to start kicking XXX. I was so into it, I left late.
I've got 4 more days to finish this project - I should be done tomorrow
now except perhaps a couple loose ends.
Like telling Kmart they HAVE to use Secure FTP. Those XXXXtards started
this whole thing - I spent a couple days installing all sorts of shit so
we could do it (6 software packages, to be exact), and now they say they
can't.
Pussies - no wonder WalMart ate their lunch or ate them for breakfast or
whatever they did.
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| Spleeph 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| Bud Burner <budburner@altdrugspot.cjb.net> stumbled out of the bar and
spewed:
> I finished a short bong session moments ago.
> Hmmmmm (taps feet, looks at watch).
> That's long enough to wait, another session....
> BudBurner
I'm getting ready to spark up right now. 8-)
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Spleeph.
Where you find the laws most numerous, there you
will find also the greatest injustice. - Arcesilaus
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| noemailbecauseofspam@nomail.com 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| andyaub@aol.com (AndyAUB) wrote in
news:20040503164006.19095.00000584@mb-m21.aol.com:
> if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who
> has got next?
Just having a few bat hits as I read the NG.
disy
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| my buddy hooked me up with a bognload of middies about an hour ago while i
kicked his XXX in halo, and im botu to take a gravity of my good shit right
now! yeeehaw
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| Zaphon B. 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| Damn I guess I'm too old and way too unhip. Andy what are "middies", what is
"halo" a game? and gravity is what a gravity bong?
Confused, uncool minds what to know
Z.
"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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> my buddy hooked me up with a bognload of middies about an hour ago while i
> kicked his XXX in halo, and im botu to take a gravity of my good shit
right
> now! yeeehaw
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| >
>Damn I guess I'm too old and way too unhip. Andy what are "middies", what is
>"halo" a game? and gravity is what a gravity bong?
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>Confused, uncool minds what to know
>
>Z.
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>"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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middies is mid-grade weed, like bricked kind bud or homegorwn shwagg. not
really the best but certainly not the worst. halo is the greatest video game
of all time. it is a firt person shooter where you are a cyborg marine. you
canb play a campaign against the computer controlled aliens, or play deathmatch
with your friends. the gravity is def. a gravity bong, i usually call it a
grav for short, i bet that woudl have thrown you for a loop.
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| Zaphon B. 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| No I got the gravity bong reference and likely would have gotten it if you'd
only used grav it was the other two slang words you used that I had never
heard.
Thank you for the education.
Z.
"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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> middies is mid-grade weed, like bricked kind bud or homegorwn shwagg. not
> really the best but certainly not the worst. halo is the greatest video
game
> of all time. it is a firt person shooter where you are a cyborg marine.
you
> canb play a campaign against the computer controlled aliens, or play
deathmatch
> with your friends. the gravity is def. a gravity bong, i usually call it
a
> grav for short, i bet that woudl have thrown you for a loop.
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
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>No I got the gravity bong reference and likely would have gotten it if you'd
>only used grav it was the other two slang words you used that I had never
>heard.
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>Thank you for the education.
>
>Z.
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>"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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no prob man. is this the type of thread you were expecting when you came here?
BTW, i hope there are no hard feeligns over the initial "XXXX you" i gave you.
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| Zaphon B. 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| No hard feelings what so ever. I was in the wrong and XXXXed up, I should be
the one saying sorry and I will...Sorry.
Honestly it seems like I jump in and out of n/gs about every 1-3 years. I'll
get really geeked up and do a bunch of activity for say 1-4 months and the
flake for 9.
I like the format of n/gs although some things are hard to convey some times
like sarcasm. The timing of jokes, quibs and such is sometimes hard to do
because someone else might beat you to the bunch with a help suggestion,
idea or comment. It's all fun, it's all rock and roll and I'm pretty sure
that we all like to get XXXXed up and if it wasn't for all the real cops,
snitches and flacks. I bet a lot of us could get together and not only have
one hell of a party with some world class drugs but I'd all set up
connections and distribution next works that would...
Sorry I'm rambling, I'm coming down off almost 3 days of tweak'n, it getting
hard to see the screen and I keep catching shadows/images out of the side of
my vision. I need sleep. Nice to meet you Sir and thank you for the kind
words.
Z.
"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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> no prob man. is this the type of thread you were expecting when you came
here?
> BTW, i hope there are no hard feeligns over the initial "XXXX you" i gave
you.
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| On 04 May 2004 03:15:11 GMT I put aside my inflatable love sheep long
enough to hear andyaub@aol.com (AndyAUB) say:
>middies is mid-grade weed, like bricked kind bud or homegorwn shwagg. not
>really the best but certainly not the worst. halo is the greatest video game
>of all time. it is a firt person shooter where you are a cyborg marine. you
>canb play a campaign against the computer controlled aliens, or play deathmatch
>with your friends. the gravity is def. a gravity bong, i usually call it a
>grav for short, i bet that woudl have thrown you for a loop.
You know, I'm still not convinced that gravity is the right name for
these things. Don't get me wrong, I like a bucket as much as the next
guy, but to me it seems that the principle at work is creation of a
vacuum (or at least a lowered pressure) rather than using the force of
gravity. I always thought that was a curious term for what is,
whatever you call it, an excellent way to enjoy the ganja.
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Lats Still adp's official KIWI!
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| Grapey 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| andyaub@aol.com (AndyAUB) wrote in message news:<20040503164006.19095.00000584@mb-m21.aol.com>...
> if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who has got
> next?
I'm smoking a PB from my bong by myself right now... I just finished
an essay due tomorrow! (ah)
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
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>
>Heavens the blokes right! To be honest I really don't know why this thought
>occoured to me in the first place :| Maybe Im too stoned, actually. Really
>the
>only part gravity plays is making the water drain in the first place.
>
>OK tempted to go make one now hehe
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>~peace~
>Chris
>*** Lowering the level of conversation since 1983 ***
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well, there are several forces at work with a g-bong. the vacuum created is
due to gravity though right? the water inside the bottle, above the other
water, is pulled back down bty gravity, thus creating the vvacuum inside the
bottle as the water returns to normal level. is this correct?
graities are cool in soekm ways. they get me hella wasted compared to the
amount of herb used. i find however that due to deposits built up inside the
bottle, and the fact that the smoek sits so long in the chamber before being
hit, makes for a nasty, stale taste soemtimes. it hurts me to use my gravity
for flavorful, tasty nuggets, i prefer to use glass when trying to savor/enjoy
the herb. on a side note, would it be useful/helpful/better/possible to puit a
glass bowl and stem on my acrylic bong?
and another thing....do you folks prefer a thumb operated hit hole on the back
of a bong, a index finger operated one on the front of the bong, or a
slide-stlye bong?
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| Shaun Rimmer 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
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"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040503164006.19095.00000584@mb-m21.aol.com...
> if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who has
got
> next?
Hells, I'm still partially anaesthetised from the super heavy Indica honey
oil I smoked at the w/e...that shit is too damned much for me...gimme
SATIVAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Shaun aRe
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
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>"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:20040503164006.19095.00000584@mb-m21.aol.com...
>got
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>Hells, I'm still partially anaesthetised from the super heavy Indica honey
>oil I smoked at the w/e...that shit is too damned much for me...gimme
>SATIVAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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>Shaun aRe
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im a sativa man myself.
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| OU812? 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| AndyAUB wrote:
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> and another thing....do you folks prefer a thumb operated hit hole on
> the back of a bong, a index finger operated one on the front of the
> bong, or a slide-stlye bong?
not sure about preference, never used any but with the hole on the back for
the thumb
Kristy
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| Darque Pervert 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| On 04 May 2004 15:01:53 GMT, andyaub@aol.com (AndyAUB) wrote:
|well, there are several forces at work with a g-bong. the vacuum created is
|due to gravity though right? the water inside the bottle, above the other
|water, is pulled back down bty gravity, thus creating the vvacuum inside the
|bottle as the water returns to normal level. is this correct?
Correct.
|graities are cool in soekm ways. they get me hella wasted compared to the
|amount of herb used. i find however that due to deposits built up inside the
|bottle, and the fact that the smoek sits so long in the chamber before being
|hit, makes for a nasty, stale taste soemtimes. it hurts me to use my gravity
|for flavorful, tasty nuggets, i prefer to use glass when trying to savor/enjoy
|the herb. on a side note, would it be useful/helpful/better/possible to puit a
|glass bowl and stem on my acrylic bong?
I can't say I know, really.
|and another thing....do you folks prefer a thumb operated hit hole on the back
|of a bong, a index finger operated one on the front of the bong, or a
|slide-stlye bong?
A bong is a bong is a bong. Show me the carb & the mouthpiece, hand
me a lighter and let me at it...
"Pfffffft" - Bill The Cat
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| noemailbecauseofspam@nomail.com 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
| Darque Pervert <darque.NOSPAM.pervert@nunya.com> wrote in
news:v9rf9055a4j88ftu0i4pejshmefn50abnl@4ax.com:
> On 04 May 2004 15:01:53 GMT, andyaub@aol.com (AndyAUB) wrote:
..
>
>|and another thing....do you folks prefer a thumb operated hit hole on
>|the back of a bong, a index finger operated one on the front of the
>|bong, or a slide-stlye bong?
>
> A bong is a bong is a bong. Show me the carb & the mouthpiece, hand
> me a lighter and let me at it...
>
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> "Pfffffft" - Bill The Cat
>
I'm with you. I can adapt to whatever kind happens to be in my hands. I
currently have both a thumb operated and a slide in my collection of
paraphernalia. Both are easily operated and get me stoned!
disy
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:47 pm |
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>Darque Pervert <darque.NOSPAM.pervert@nunya.com> wrote in
>news:v9rf9055a4j88ftu0i4pejshmefn50abnl@4ax.com:
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>I'm with you. I can adapt to whatever kind happens to be in my hands. I
>currently have both a thumb operated and a slide in my collection of
>paraphernalia. Both are easily operated and get me stoned!
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>disy
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i jsut hit another grav
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| Shaun Rimmer 2004-08-03, 7:48 pm |
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"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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has[vbcol=seagreen]
honey[vbcol=seagreen]
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> im a sativa man myself.
Talked to the guy that gave me the stuff again last night, and he _swears_
it's a sativa - Shiva sativa he said, and tells me it makes him lively as
hell. So, had another smoke last night, and couldn't move, again, and
neither could Kath. I'm confoozed, and still high today...
',;~}~
Shaun aRe
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| On 04 May 2004 15:01:53 GMT I put aside my inflatable love sheep long
enough to hear andyaub@aol.com (AndyAUB) say:
>well, there are several forces at work with a g-bong. the vacuum created is
>due to gravity though right? the water inside the bottle, above the other
>water, is pulled back down bty gravity, thus creating the vvacuum inside the
>bottle as the water returns to normal level. is this correct?
Well, yes and no. Unless I'm mistaken it's the top bottle (with bowl
attached) which is raised as the ganja is lit. At least that's the way
you have to do it if you use a big container underneath, like a
bucket, kitchen sink, or whatever. So in a sense gravity holds the
water in place, and it's the raising of the bottle which creates a
lowered air pressure inside it, causing the smoke from the burning bud
to be drawn inside.
>and another thing....do you folks prefer a thumb operated hit hole on the back
>of a bong, a index finger operated one on the front of the bong, or a
>slide-stlye bong?
I've only ever used a thumb carb, and haven't seen a slide operated
one, but I don't imagine it would make a lot of difference to me,
although a slide sounds like it might be quite handy. You could
possibly simulate the action by putting a bit of plasticine or blu-tac
(this might be a distinctly NZ thing) over the hole while drawing, and
whipping it off to inhale.
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Lats Still adp's official KIWI!
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**.
.**** .'
*****. **
'. '*****. .***
**.. '****** .****
.***. '******' ******
.****. ****** *******
.****. '******' .*******.
.***** ******' .*******.
******. .*****' .*******.
******. .*****' .******.
.****** *****. .****** ..'
*****. '**** .******. .****.
.. .***** ***' .****. ..******'
'***... '****. '** **** ..*******''
'*******.. **** ** ***. ..*******''
'*********. *** '* .** ..*******'
'********.. ** * *' .*****''
''*******. *** ***'
''******..
.***' ****.
For XXXX Sake, Just Do It
You Retarded Jew Penguin XXXXtard Asshat
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:48 pm |
| >
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>"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:20040504121831.13152.00000781@mb-m11.aol.com...
>has
>honey
>
>Talked to the guy that gave me the stuff again last night, and he _swears_
>it's a sativa - Shiva sativa he said, and tells me it makes him lively as
>hell. So, had another smoke last night, and couldn't move, again, and
>neither could Kath. I'm confoozed, and still high today...
>
>',;~}~
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>Shaun aRe
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i'm bout to go take a bong toke and go job hunting, wish me well.
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| Shaun Rimmer 2004-08-03, 7:48 pm |
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"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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> i'm bout to go take a bong toke and go job hunting, wish me well.
Luck!
',;~}~
Shaun aRe
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:48 pm |
| >
>"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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>_swears_
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>Luck!
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>Shaun aRe
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>"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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>_swears_
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>Luck!
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>',;~}~
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>Shaun aRe
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good luck? bad luck? so-so luck? no, seriously though, i dont believe in luck,
there is causation for all things, and luck is not one of them. it is not
real. its like superstition. things happen the way they happen due to
specific events and occurances.THanks for the good wishes mate
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:48 pm |
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>good luck? bad luck? so-so luck? no, seriously though, i dont believe in
>luck,
>there is causation for all things, and luck is not one of them. it is not
>real. its like superstition. things happen the way they happen due to
>specific events and occurances.THanks for the good wishes mate
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i just hit a bong
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| Spleeph 2004-08-03, 7:48 pm |
| AndyAUB <andyaub@aol.com> stumbled out of the bar and spewed:
>
> i just hit a bong
Did you find a job?
--
Spleeph.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly
as the joke he resents. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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| Jack H. 2004-08-03, 7:48 pm |
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"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040503164006.19095.00000584@mb-m21.aol.com...
> if you are smoking reefer, post here, i jsut smoked a bong load, who has
got
> next?
Guess I ma last.
Toked of the steamroller.
home grown weed for the
Howm Grone J
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:48 pm |
| >
>AndyAUB <andyaub@aol.com> stumbled out of the bar and spewed:
>
>Did you find a job?
>
>--
>Spleeph.
>A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly
>as the joke he resents. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Nope, thanks for asking, i jsut put in 4 more applications yesterday. I think
I'll find a job soon, I have 5 years in food service, and i was looking for
something else. i had no experience doign anything else so it was kinda hard.
im ready for fall semester, i wish i hadnt taken this one off, school rocks,
work sucks. anyways, im bout to hit a bongload.
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| Shaun Rimmer 2004-08-03, 7:49 pm |
|
who[vbcol=seagreen]
Indica[vbcol=seagreen]
me...gimme[vbcol=seagreen]
as[vbcol=seagreen]
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> good luck? bad luck? so-so luck?
Good, of course!
> no, seriously though, i dont believe in luck,
> there is causation for all things, and luck is not one of them. it is not
> real. its like superstition. things happen the way they happen due to
> specific events and occurances.
So, you had bad luck yesterday then? ',;~}~
> THanks for the good wishes mate
Yer welcome. So, ya have any luck then?
Shaun aRe
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| Shaun Rimmer 2004-08-03, 7:49 pm |
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"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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who[vbcol=seagreen]
Indica[vbcol=seagreen]
me...gimme[vbcol=seagreen]
lively as[vbcol=seagreen]
who[vbcol=seagreen]
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> i just hit a bong
Why, what it do to you?!?
Shaun aRe
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:49 pm |
| >
>"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:20040505135329.04129.00000871@mb-m16.aol.com...
>who
>Indica
>me...gimme
>lively as
>who
>Indica
>me...gimme
>lively as
>not
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>Why, what it do to you?!?
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>Shaun aRe
Got me high, and i'm bout to do IT AGAIN IF I CAn get this shift key fixed.
ouch! im out
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| Shaun Rimmer 2004-08-03, 7:49 pm |
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>"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
Shaun aRe:
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> Got me high, and i'm bout to do IT AGAIN IF I CAn get this shift key
fixed.
> ouch! im out
Wish I could take bong hits of my lovely honey oil all day long, BUT SOME OF
US GOTTA WORK!
Shaun aRe - Purposeful caps lock.
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:49 pm |
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>Shaun aRe:
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>fixed.
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>Wish I could take bong hits of my lovely honey oil all day long, BUT SOME OF
>US GOTTA WORK!
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>Shaun aRe - Purposeful caps lock.
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Man, i want to work. im gonna hit the job trail again here in a little bit.
but in the mean time....tokei tokie
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| AndyAUB 2004-08-03, 7:49 pm |
| im goign to give a detailed step by step tutorial on how to hit a bong.....
first you must get a bong and weed...thiss was easy for me as it came out of my
closet. on a flat surface, in thsi case an old high school year book, brek up
the weed to small peices, removing and sticks, stems, seeds or such that you
may encounter.........after developign a pile big enough to fill your bowl, do
so using the thumb, index, and birdie fingers to scoop up and move the weed.now
for the hard part......find a lighter! you might want tp like inside/under a
couch or recliner,. as well as in the pants you wore last night, your car, and
the last spot you smoked some reeferpot. i find mine, do you have yours? ok
lets begin the fun part. you have a loaded bong, and a lighter double check
these things......there is water in the bong? there is fluid/flint in your
lighter? you remembereed top put the weed in the bong? ok, almost done, last
step before you hit it....go pour a glass of gatorade...done....grasp the bong
firmly around the base, usign a finger to cover the carb/hit hole, if your bong
has one. strike the lighter and hold it above the weed top be smoked, take a
deep breathe of fresh air, hold it two seconds and blow it out, totqally
emptying the lungs. place your mouith the the bong, and begin sucking. once
you feel that you cannot or should not suck anymore, remove your finger from
the hit hole and keep sucking. i will do so now.....resisit the urge to cough
and try to hold in your bongtoke for approx. 5 to 10 seconds. exhale, and take
a breathe of fresh air. take a sip of the beforementioned gatorade and you
will be high shortly. i am already!
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| Shaun Rimmer 2004-08-03, 7:49 pm |
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"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040506100159.25615.00000655@mb-m19.aol.com...
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> Man, i want to work. im gonna hit the job trail again here in a little
bit.
> but in the mean time....tokei tokie
OK, but how the XXXX do you pay for the tokie tokie?!?!?
Shaun aRe
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| Shaun Rimmer 2004-08-03, 7:49 pm |
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"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040506101746.25615.00000658@mb-m19.aol.com...
> im goign to give a detailed step by step tutorial on how to hit a
bong.....
Thanks Andy, 'cos well, I've always been too XXXXing dumb to figure it out
myself...
',;~}~
> first you must get a bong and weed...thiss was easy for me as it came out
of my
> closet.
Gay bong.
> on a flat surface, in thsi case an old high school year book, brek up
> the weed to small peices, removing and sticks, stems, seeds or such that
you
> may encounter.........after developign a pile big enough to fill your
bowl, do
> so using the thumb, index, and birdie fingers to scoop up and move the
weed.now
> for the hard part......find a lighter! you might want tp like
inside/under a
> couch or recliner,. as well as in the pants you wore last night, your car,
and
> the last spot you smoked some reeferpot.
Search friends too.
> i find mine, do you have yours?
I _always_ have at least two lighters on my person.
> ok
> lets begin the fun part. you have a loaded bong, and a lighter double
check
> these things......there is water in the bong? there is fluid/flint in
your
> lighter? you remembereed top put the weed in the bong? ok, almost done,
last
> step before you hit it....go pour a glass of gatorade...
Dude, you misspelled 'beer'.
> done....grasp the bong
> firmly around the base, usign a finger to cover the carb/hit hole, if your
bong
> has one. strike the lighter and hold it above the weed top be smoked,
take a
> deep breathe of fresh air, hold it two seconds and blow it out, totqally
> emptying the lungs. place your mouith the the bong, and begin sucking.
once
> you feel that you cannot or should not suck anymore, remove your finger
from
> the hit hole and keep sucking. i will do so now.....resisit the urge to
cough
> and try to hold in your bongtoke for approx. 5 to 10 seconds. exhale, and
take
> a breathe of fresh air. take a sip of the beforementioned gatorade and
you
> will be high shortly. i am already!
Wow, I never realised just how XXXXING EASY THIS IS.
',;~P
Shaun aRe
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| Jack H. 2004-08-03, 7:49 pm |
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"AndyAUB" <andyaub@aol.com> wrote in message
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too old to know that ya can't smoke seeds too.
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HGJ
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