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[Fwd: [Fwd: Colonoscopy Humor]]
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| Andrea Frankel 2004-08-03, 6:37 pm |
| A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made
while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
and THE best one
11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in fact, up there?"
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Andrea Frankel (andreafrankel at sbcglobal dot net)
"wake now! Discover that YOU are the song that the morning brings..."
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| evelynmulray 2004-08-03, 6:37 pm |
| Andrea,
PLEASE don't stop with the silly jokes. Sometimes, that's all I can
manage to read out of 100 e-mails. thank you
evelyn
----- Original Message -----
From: "Andrea Frankel" <andreafrankel@sbcglobal.net>
Newsgroups: alt.med.cfs.chat
To: <CFS-CHAT@MAELSTROM.STJOHNS.EDU>
Sent: Tuesday, December 09, 2003 4:51 PM
Subject: [Fwd: [Fwd: Colonoscopy Humor]]
> A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made
> while he was performing colonoscopies:
>
> 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
> before."
>
> 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>
> 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>
> 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>
> 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
>
> 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
> 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
> Hokey Pokey...."
>
> 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
> 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
>
> 10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>
> and THE best one
>
> 11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
> in fact, up there?"
>
>
>
>
>
>
> --
>
>
>
> Andrea Frankel (andreafrankel at sbcglobal dot net)
>
> "wake now! Discover that YOU are the song that the morning brings..."
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