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bobbie sellers

2004-08-03, 6:36 pm

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Subject : heart murmur
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: heart murmur
From: amack@airmail.net (A Mack)
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2003 19:30:00 PDT

An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the
doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began
muttering, "Oh oh!"

The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?"

"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur.
Do you smoke?"

"No," replied the man.

"Do you drink in excess?"

"No." replied the man.

"Do you have a sex life?"

"Yes, I do!"

"Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll
have to give up half your sex life."

Looking perplexed, the old man said, "Which half - the looking or
the thinking?"

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