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OT- for us seniors!
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| WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE
THEIR
DAYS
INTERESTING.
I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5
MINUTES.
WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING A PARKING TICKET.
I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A
SENIOR A
BREAK?"
HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.
I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER
TICKET
FOR
HAVING WORN TIRES.
SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME.
HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE
FIRST;
THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.
I DIDN'T CARE.
MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD AN "RE-ELECT
BUSH/CHENEY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.
I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.
IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.
R.K. ASHTON III
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| John Droge 2004-09-28, 4:29 am |
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" rosie" <readandpost@yahooORhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Wgs5d.63289$6h7.59935@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE
> THEIR
> DAYS
> INTERESTING.
>
> I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5
> MINUTES.
>
> WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING A PARKING TICKET.
>
> I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A
> SENIOR A
> BREAK?"
>
> HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.
>
> I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER
> TICKET
> FOR
> HAVING WORN TIRES.
>
> SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME.
>
> HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE
> FIRST;
> THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
>
> THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
>
> THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.
>
> I DIDN'T CARE.
>
> MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD AN "RE-ELECT
> BUSH/CHENEY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.
>
>
> I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.
>
> IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.
>
>
>
>
>
> R.K. ASHTON III
>
>
ROTFLMLAO!!!
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| Cheggers 2004-09-28, 4:29 am |
| " rosie" <readandpost@yahooORhotmail.com> wrote in message news:<Wgs5d.63289$6h7.59935@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>...
Some of us juniors liked that too.
:-)
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