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| Following recent publicity about the amount of binge drinking that
goes on in the UK:
Letter 1:
From: Mr Mike Robinson
Sir, As I watched a cricket match on a rare sunny day a fortnight ago,
I left unattended - for no more than five minutes - about an inch of
cider in a pint glass. When I returned, nine wasps were floating in
it.
Yours sincerely
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Letter 2:
From Mrs Hughey
Sir, A couple of weeks ago an anonymous half-empty bottle of Waitrose
Cream Sherry was donated to the Piddletrenthide church fete. Our
wasps are ecstatic.
Yours faithfully
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Now, a letter of interest to grammarians ? :^)
Sir, I recently spotted this strange item on the menu of an excellent
little restaurant near Cambridge:
"Char-grilled diver caught scallops".
I chose the crab.
Yours truly
Paul Mitchell
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Sheenah :^)
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