| Kirk S. 2004-08-27, 4:06 am |
| I like...
Kirk S.
"Robert McGregor" <robert_mcgregor@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:2p2dolFg4ts9U1@uni-berlin.de...
> Do you keep falling asleep in "recovery" meetings?
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> What about those long and boring drunk/drug/food/sex/-a-logs?
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> Here is a way to change all that...
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> 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, prepare yourself
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> by drawing a square. I find that a 5" x5" is a good size.
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> Divide the card into columns-five across and five down.
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> That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
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> 2. Write one of the following word/phrases in each block:
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> Such as:
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> Issues
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> Inner-child
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> Living Amends
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> Meaningful Relationship
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> Slip
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> I'm Stuck On Step __
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> I Couldn't Find A Meeting
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> My Sponsor Has Been Out Of Town
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> Can't
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> Won't
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> Yeah But
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> But....don't you think
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> Misunderstood
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> Never
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> My H P (Often followed with - Whom I choose to call God)
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> Grateful Recovering Alcoholic
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> Searching (as in, "for answers")
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> Gonna (sometimes prefaced with, "I'm")
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> Been thinking (sometimes prefaced with, "I've")
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> She/He said
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> Dysfunctional
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> I heard
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> Rage
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> I don't know much about this, but...
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> 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one
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> of those words or phrases.
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> 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally,
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> stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
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> TESTIMONIALS
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> FROM SATISFIED "AA BULLSHIT BINGO" PLAYERS:
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> --"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when
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> I won." Adam W., Atlanta
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> --"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
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> David T., Tampa
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> --"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after
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> my first win."
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> Dan J., NY City
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> --"The atmosphere was tense in the last "Honesty" meeting
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> as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.
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> Ben G., Denver
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> --"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed out
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> "BULLSHIT" for the third time in 20 minutes."
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> "Carnie" Joe, Miami
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> Play "Bullshit Bingo" at your next meeting...!!!!!!!!
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