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TAMU Ag. Ext. Agent needs UCLA Ag. Ext. Agent Advice...
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| Chronocidal Charlie 2006-09-25, 4:21 pm |
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Attn: Mr. T. Workingman
Regarding the agricultural exchange program between our departments this
past summer.
The radishes have perked up noticeably since placing the threatening
signs in the garden and providing them with music, but the carrots and
onions...
Well, they just don't seem to be paying much attention. They are in a
different pot and what not, but still within sight of the signs and
sounds of Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries blaring out of the speakers
24 hours a day.
Any advice would be appreciated, but don't ask me to send you a soil
sample. Too many people getting in trouble sending dry powder like
substances through the mail and I don't think soil the consistency which
we have here would even stay inside of a zip lock. It finds it's way
into my refrigerator with a sealed door and computers with major
filtration systems on them so I imagine it would prolly all blow away or
simply filter out of something as permeable as a baggy before it got to
L. A.
Need advice before Thanksgiving, particularly pertaining to the onions.
http://home.hot.rr.com/olgnuby/small_salad.jpg
All rest yew asses wipe damn smirks off yer faces. This ain't funny.
CC
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| Tim and Lisa 2006-09-25, 9:20 pm |
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"Chronocidal Charlie" <clewis4@hot.rr.com> wrote in message
news:zeXRg.1$DU3.0@tornado.texas.rr.com...
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> Attn: Mr. T. Workingman
>
> Regarding the agricultural exchange program between our departments this
> past summer.
>
> The radishes have perked up noticeably since placing the threatening
> signs in the garden and providing them with music, but the carrots and
> onions...
>
> Well, they just don't seem to be paying much attention. They are in a
> different pot and what not, but still within sight of the signs and
> sounds of Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries blaring out of the speakers
> 24 hours a day.
>
> Any advice would be appreciated, but don't ask me to send you a soil
> sample. Too many people getting in trouble sending dry powder like
> substances through the mail and I don't think soil the consistency which
> we have here would even stay inside of a zip lock. It finds it's way
> into my refrigerator with a sealed door and computers with major
> filtration systems on them so I imagine it would prolly all blow away or
> simply filter out of something as permeable as a baggy before it got to
> L. A.
>
> Need advice before Thanksgiving, particularly pertaining to the onions.
>
> http://home.hot.rr.com/olgnuby/small_salad.jpg
>
> All rest yew asses wipe damn smirks off yer faces. This ain't funny.
>
> CC
Shite wonder what they do if ya told em you was going to eat em! ;o)
Anyhows you go on and send them out here, I know a rabbit whos hungry and
starvin!!
http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?...ishungryqs6.jpg
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| Chronocidal Charlie wrote:
> Attn: Mr. T. Workingman
>
> Regarding the agricultural exchange program between our departments this
> past summer.
>
> The radishes have perked up noticeably since placing the threatening
> signs in the garden and providing them with music, but the carrots and
> onions...
>
> Well, they just don't seem to be paying much attention. They are in a
> different pot and what not, but still within sight of the signs and
> sounds of Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries blaring out of the speakers
> 24 hours a day.
>
> Any advice would be appreciated, but don't ask me to send you a soil
> sample. Too many people getting in trouble sending dry powder like
> substances through the mail and I don't think soil the consistency which
> we have here would even stay inside of a zip lock. It finds it's way
> into my refrigerator with a sealed door and computers with major
> filtration systems on them so I imagine it would prolly all blow away or
> simply filter out of something as permeable as a baggy before it got to
> L. A.
>
> Need advice before Thanksgiving, particularly pertaining to the onions.
>
> http://home.hot.rr.com/olgnuby/small_salad.jpg
>
> All rest yew asses wipe damn smirks off yer faces. This ain't funny.
>
> CC
You're off to a good start. Avoid Kalifornia spinach. Sumbody played
rap music to it and it shit on itself.
http://tinyurl.com/jcsl7
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| Tim and Lisa 2006-09-25, 9:20 pm |
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"Tim and Lisa" <tworkman1@socal.rr.com> wrote in message
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> "Chronocidal Charlie" <clewis4@hot.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:zeXRg.1$DU3.0@tornado.texas.rr.com...
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> Shite wonder what they do if ya told em you was going to eat em! ;o)
>
> Anyhows you go on and send them out here, I know a rabbit whos hungry and
> starvin!!
> http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?...ishungryqs6.jpg
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Agent this Twinkle toe and Snow!! ;o)
http://img97.imageshack.us/my.php?i...eandsnowdp3.jpg
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| Chronocidal Charlie 2006-09-25, 9:20 pm |
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F.H. wrote:
> Chronocidal Charlie wrote:
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> You're off to a good start. Avoid Kalifornia spinach. Sumbody played
> rap music to it and it shit on itself.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/jcsl7
Sumbuddy tole me Popeye lost 40 pounds and got he XXX kicked all over
China Town. Worse than my little 100 lb. Japanese buddy who claim he was
a Champion Sumo Wrestler till he lost one chop stick. Poor lil feller.
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| Chronocidal Charlie 2006-09-25, 9:20 pm |
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Tim and Lisa wrote:
> "Chronocidal Charlie" <clewis4@hot.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:zeXRg.1$DU3.0@tornado.texas.rr.com...
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>
> Shite wonder what they do if ya told em you was going to eat em! ;o)
>
> Anyhows you go on and send them out here, I know a rabbit whos hungry and
> starvin!!
> http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?...ishungryqs6.jpg
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>
You wanna come down here Texas Agricultural and Mechanical Agricultural
Extension Shop and help us Tejanos with them fellers who having such a
hard time getten them baby chicks what they ordering frum Sears and
Roebuck what they transplanting in this dirt to growing. They following
our instructions to the T, but once they stick em into the ground and
tamp it down around them and flood the field over night like one
supposed to do gnuly transplanted seedlings, they just kind of wilt over
and die. I'm thinking it has sumpin to do with the irrigation water.
Never can tell what them folks up in New Mexico, Colorado and them
places dumping in our aquifers.
If yer advice on that is good as yer advice on the carrots and onions,
we ought to have chicks size of them old long legged Oz Birds in day or two.
Man I walk out there and holler "I'm gonna eat yew." They about fifteen
tri-sexuals come runnen frum the sexaholics Anonymous Meeting 'crosss
the street holleren "Me First!." They be five Schmoes come runen frum
down Dog Patch Town and two damn onions and two damn carrots strew dirt
and leaves and shit all over my floor getten to my cutten board.
Jest looka this shite....
http://home.hot.rr.com/olgnuby/eat_me_cc.jpg
Well, I off couple hour fer supper.
Thanks Dr. Workingman fer the advice. Yew almost good an agronomist as
yew is neurosurgeon. That 16 d nail and 16 oz. ball peen hammer do it
yer self lobotomy kit yew sent me worked wonders.
Hey send that rabbit this way. I got perfect idea fer it.
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| Tim and Lisa 2006-09-26, 9:21 pm |
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"Chronocidal Charlie" <clewis4@hot.rr.com> wrote in message
news:Xz_Rg.42$5o5.12@tornado.texas.rr.com...
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> Tim and Lisa wrote:
>
> You wanna come down here Texas Agricultural and Mechanical Agricultural
> Extension Shop and help us Tejanos with them fellers who having such a
> hard time getten them baby chicks what they ordering frum Sears and
> Roebuck what they transplanting in this dirt to growing. They following
> our instructions to the T, but once they stick em into the ground and
> tamp it down around them and flood the field over night like one
> supposed to do gnuly transplanted seedlings, they just kind of wilt over
> and die. I'm thinking it has sumpin to do with the irrigation water.
> Never can tell what them folks up in New Mexico, Colorado and them
> places dumping in our aquifers.
>
> If yer advice on that is good as yer advice on the carrots and onions,
> we ought to have chicks size of them old long legged Oz Birds in day or
> two.
>
> Man I walk out there and holler "I'm gonna eat yew." They about fifteen
> tri-sexuals come runnen frum the sexaholics Anonymous Meeting 'crosss
> the street holleren "Me First!." They be five Schmoes come runen frum
> down Dog Patch Town and two damn onions and two damn carrots strew dirt
> and leaves and shit all over my floor getten to my cutten board.
>
> Jest looka this shite....
>
> http://home.hot.rr.com/olgnuby/eat_me_cc.jpg
>
> Well, I off couple hour fer supper.
>
> Thanks Dr. Workingman fer the advice. Yew almost good an agronomist as
> yew is neurosurgeon. That 16 d nail and 16 oz. ball peen hammer do it
> yer self lobotomy kit yew sent me worked wonders.
>
> Hey send that rabbit this way. I got perfect idea fer it.
>
> CC
You sure are funny again today! Not as much as yesterday!! ;o))
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