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| Anonymous 2006-09-06, 4:21 pm |
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I drank a pint of whiskey last week.
My life has been a living hell. Six months ago my ex-girlfriend and I
decided to be more experimental in bed. We started role playing and
using various sex toys. One night the XXXXX inserted a cucumber up my
XXX. It got lodged up there and needless to say the pain was horrible.
I was sent to the hospital and was humiliated beyond belief. There were
complications in the removal of the object, and to make a long story
short, I can no longer control the muscles down there. I fart and shit
uncontrollably. This has sent me in emotional, not just physical
turmoil. I lost my high profile sales job, my ex-friends were disgusted
with me, and now I moved back home with my parents. I smell like shit
and I constantly have to sit on the toilet. I just want to die!
Should I get a second opinion?
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| In article <8WRW7FWI38966.6811689815@anonymous>,
BigappleRemailer@bigapple.yi.org says...
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> I drank a pint of whiskey last week.
> My life has been a living hell. Six months ago my ex-girlfriend and I
> decided to be more experimental in bed. We started role playing and
> using various sex toys. One night the XXXXX inserted a cucumber up my
> XXX. It got lodged up there and needless to say the pain was horrible.
> I was sent to the hospital and was humiliated beyond belief. There were
> complications in the removal of the object, and to make a long story
> short, I can no longer control the muscles down there. I fart and shit
> uncontrollably. This has sent me in emotional, not just physical
> turmoil. I lost my high profile sales job, my ex-friends were disgusted
> with me, and now I moved back home with my parents. I smell like shit
> and I constantly have to sit on the toilet. I just want to die!
> Should I get a second opinion?
Maybe a *second* XXXXXXX?
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| S. LaRocca 2006-09-07, 8:20 am |
| Anonymous <BigappleRemailer@bigapple.yi.org> wrote in
news:8WRW7FWI38966.6811689815@anonymous:
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> I drank a pint of whiskey last week.
> My life has been a living hell. Six months ago my ex-girlfriend and I
> decided to be more experimental in bed. We started role playing and
> using various sex toys. One night the XXXXX inserted a cucumber up my
> XXX. It got lodged up there and needless to say the pain was horrible.
> I was sent to the hospital and was humiliated beyond belief. There
were
> complications in the removal of the object, and to make a long story
> short, I can no longer control the muscles down there. I fart and shit
> uncontrollably. This has sent me in emotional, not just physical
> turmoil. I lost my high profile sales job, my ex-friends were
disgusted
> with me, and now I moved back home with my parents. I smell like shit
> and I constantly have to sit on the toilet. I just want to die!
> Should I get a second opinion?
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>
> -=-
> This message was sent via two or more anonymous remailing services.
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Cheer up there Buzznuts... Go back with your XXXXX, and take movies of
her doing a Cyclopes, then sell them... That should help with the income
flow problem, thus allowing you to move out of your parents house, you
looser...Then you should think of running a drawstring through your
sphincter so as not to shit on yourself... Quit whining, you little
XXXXX...WAH WAH WAH !! Is your training bra too tight ?
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