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Life is being Cancelled
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| As of today. all life on earth is being cancelled for Jesus. If you
are still alive, you must report to me (Tedw) to have your life taken
from you. This action is being performed to comply with the will of
God according to my King Tedw version of the bible. This action must
be taken within the next 24 hours or you will go directly to hell. I
am the reverend Tedw, and I am a professionally trained killer, so you
will die quickly wihout too much pain. I'll be happy to inject you
with a large quantity of liquor causing your demise. I take this
liquor from my private stash, so please be sure to bring me another
bottle for my own enjoyment. Jesus thanks me for doing a great job of
taking lives, and remember jesus loves you too.
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| Tim and Lisa 2006-08-31, 4:22 pm |
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"tedw" <tedw2@earthlínk.net> wrote in message
news:98off2154gajc7cjnkeoshnnq41c6abs0v@4ax.com...
> As of today. all life on earth is being cancelled for Jesus. If you
> are still alive, you must report to me (Tedw) to have your life taken
> from you. This action is being performed to comply with the will of
> God according to my King Tedw version of the bible. This action must
> be taken within the next 24 hours or you will go directly to hell. I
> am the reverend Tedw, and I am a professionally trained killer, so you
> will die quickly wihout too much pain. I'll be happy to inject you
> with a large quantity of liquor causing your demise. I take this
> liquor from my private stash, so please be sure to bring me another
> bottle for my own enjoyment. Jesus thanks me for doing a great job of
> taking lives, and remember jesus loves you too.
>
Do we get to pick what flavor of lickher?
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"tedw" <tedw2@earthlínk.net> wrote in message
news:98off2154gajc7cjnkeoshnnq41c6abs0v@4ax.com...
> As of today. all life on earth is being cancelled for Jesus. If you
> are still alive, you must report to me (Tedw) to have your life taken
> from you.
Aww shite I thought it said my wife - I was on the way out to celebrate.
Sod it!
Cheers
Tommy
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