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Why haven't Tim & Lisa posted this link yet?
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| Kai R 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
| Craig S. kirjoitti:
> http://tinyurl.com/8bk5y
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Where's a rabid dingo when you need one?
Hey, Craig, you ever come across the IRC Top Quotes? It's funny as hell.
http://www.bash.org/?top
<_kr4m3r> so many XXXXing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and
just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
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Kai Ruuska
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| Mark Warner 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
| Craig S. wrote:
> http://tinyurl.com/8bk5y
Nice site, Craig. Didn't think you knew HTML. How long did it take to
set up?
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Mark Warner
PCLinuxOS vP92
Registered Linux User #415318
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| Michael H. 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
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"Mark Warner" <mhwarner.inhibitions@insightbb.com> wrote in message
news:i-GdnUl9vdH_PPLZnZ2dnUVZ_vqdnZ2d@insightbb.com...
> Craig S. wrote:
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> Nice site, Craig. Didn't think you knew HTML. How long did it take to set
> up?
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> Mark Warner
> PCLinuxOS vP92
> Registered Linux User #415318
> lose .inhibitions when replying
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_over...acks/index.html
Well worth having to put up with those pesky felines in the pictures...
http://www.myspace.com/piperandscooter
Peace
mgh
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| Michael H. 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
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"Kai R" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> Craig S. kirjoitti:
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> Where's a rabid dingo when you need one?
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> Hey, Craig, you ever come across the IRC Top Quotes? It's funny as hell.
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> http://www.bash.org/?top
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There are some fumnny ones...
<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a XXXXen impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
Thx.
Peace
mgh
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| Mark Warner 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
| Michael H. wrote:
> "Mark Warner" wrote
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> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_over...acks/index.html
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> Well worth having to put up with those pesky felines in the pictures...
That Craig. He's worthless swine.
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Mark Warner
Ubuntu Breezy 5.10
Registered Linux User #415318
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| TaraG 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
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"Mark Warner" <mhwarner.inhibitions@insightbb.com> wrote in message
news:4d9trmF1930toU1@individual.net...
> That Craig. He's worthless swine.
True. Good thing he comes from a good family, or he'd be screwed.
Tara
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| ByTor 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
| In article <hqObg.852$kR6.647@trnddc05>, mgh111@hotmail.com, Michael H.
says...
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> "Mark Warner" <mhwarner.inhibitions@insightbb.com> wrote in message
> news:i-GdnUl9vdH_PPLZnZ2dnUVZ_vqdnZ2d@insightbb.com...
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> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_over...acks/index.html
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> Well worth having to put up with those pesky felines in the pictures...
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> http://www.myspace.com/piperandscooter
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> Peace
> mgh
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Ahhhh man, wish I was a cat........Meeeeeeeeeeeeow......Phew!!
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| Mark Warner 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
| Michael H. wrote:
> "Kai R" wrote
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> There are some fumnny ones...
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> <jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
> <jeebus> he was a XXXXen impostor
> <jeebus> never once moved diagonally
This one made me cry:
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
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Mark Warner
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| F. H. 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
| TaraG wrote:
> "Mark Warner" <mhwarner.inhibitions@insightbb.com> wrote in message
> news:4d9trmF1930toU1@individual.net...
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> True. Good thing he comes from a good family, or he'd be screwed.
His family is wealthy and hates the poor.
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| TaraG 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
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"Mark Warner" <mhwarner.inhibitions@insightbb.com> wrote in message
news:4d9vulF19cq9oU1@individual.net...
I'd forgotten about that site. Of course, that's because once I'm there I
spend waaaaaayyyyyyyyy too much time reading those things. Each of the
following either made me chuckle out loud, or reminded me of unnamed folks
in this ng:
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
***********
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
***************
<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the
bibles into the fiction section
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<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything
and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue,
he gets violent and then passes out
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<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless?
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This one reminds me of almost every argument in araa.....heh
<Guest1087> shut up XXXXXXX
<Pikanyah> If I'm an XXXXXXX, you're an asswipe. You're so low, you serve
me.
<Guest1087> shup up XXXXX, i'm the XXXXXXX
<Guest1087> wait a sec....
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<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
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tigeraid: another baby?
tigeraid: jesus christ lady it's a vagina, not a clown car
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<+reality|> i love jesus but i couldn't eat a whole one
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| Craig S. 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
| "F. H." <connectu2@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> TaraG wrote:
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> His family is wealthy and hates the poor.
You must have me confused with Ace.
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| Tim and Lisa 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
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"Craig S." <cspurlocktakethisout@takethisoutcharter.net> wrote in message
news:46_bg.1040$jE2.642@fe06.lga...
> Here's a great idea for when I lose my taste for cats:
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> http://tinyurl.com/ghpcx
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Nice shirt! ;o)
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| F. H. 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
| TaraG wrote:
> "Mark Warner" <mhwarner.inhibitions@insightbb.com> wrote in message
> news:4d9vulF19cq9oU1@individual.net...
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> I'd forgotten about that site. Of course, that's because once I'm there I
> spend waaaaaayyyyyyyyy too much time reading those things. Each of the
> following either made me chuckle out loud, or reminded me of unnamed folks
> in this ng:
They all made me chuckle also. Thanks. This one is *so* on.
> <Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything
> and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue,
> he gets violent and then passes out
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| Tommy 2006-05-23, 11:00 am |
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"ByTor" <ByTor@>> Well worth having to put up with those pesky felines in
the pictures...
> Ahhhh man, wish I was a cat........Meeeeeeeeeeeeow......Phew!!
No you fecking don't. Male cats have a tuft of hair growing up the way, on
their willy..
On the way 'out' it hurts both him and her, so much so that he digs his
claws into the bitches back, so she has three reasons to scream, not to
mention the male frigthening the life out of her on every thrust.
Thats one reason you never see a cat getting a blow job, too hairy {~_
Cheers
Tommy
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| On Sun, 21 May 2006 20:48:30 GMT, "Tommy"
<tommyleprechaun@geemale.comp> wrote:
>Thats one reason you never see a cat getting a blow job, too hairy {~_
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>Cheers
>Tommy
The neighbors old beat up Tom cat used to give my young handsome gay
cat blow jobs all the time. Everyone in the neighborhood thought it
was funny as hell.
The old Tom got snake bite and died and my gay cat repented and is now
the number 1 stud in the neighborhood ...the neighbors don't laugh so
much now when they wind up with a litter of kittens!
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| ByTor 2006-05-23, 11:01 am |
| In article <ym4cg.6776$BD2.2586@newsfe4-win.ntli.net>,
tommyleprechaun@geemale.comp, Tommy says...
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> "ByTor" <ByTor@>> Well worth having to put up with those pesky felines in
> the pictures...
>
> No you fecking don't. Male cats have a tuft of hair growing up the way, on
> their willy..
>
> On the way 'out' it hurts both him and her, so much so that he digs his
> claws into the bitches back, so she has three reasons to scream, not to
> mention the male frigthening the life out of her on every thrust.
>
> Thats one reason you never see a cat getting a blow job, too hairy {~_
>
> Cheers
> Tommy
Well now ya dun did it, ya ruined it........... ;0)
But damn, now I know why my Teddy wasn't a happy camper prowling the
neighborhood.......
Yes my cats name was Teddy(no connection), an all black bobtail
manx........Born with no tail, funny as hell when I watched him hop
across the lawn like a bunny......
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| Tommy 2006-05-23, 11:01 am |
| Tex wrote:
> The neighbors old beat up Tom cat used to give my young handsome gay
(and hairless)
> cat blow jobs all the time. Everyone in the neighborhood thought it
> was funny as hell.
>
> The old Tom got snake bite and died and my gay cat repented and is now
> the number 1 stud in the neighborhood ...the neighbors don't laugh so
> much now when they wind up with a litter of kittens!
Thats cos he found the lotion that growed him some hair. Ever hear tha
saying 'that fellow got the balls of a tom cat'
They usually say it about pumpernickels err, ahmm, snicker, umm, poofs.
Thing is a cat would never put his dick in another cats hole... Not a like
a dog would, :-))
I had a toy poodle, actually a family of them, but one I had was pedigreed
as a male. The XXXXer was a stud. Made a right few shillings off him too.
He travelled inside my jacket or coat or jumper, and usually slept on the
back window of my car. Got thrown out of bars over him too. His favourite
trick was to hide under my arm and stick his nose out now and again.
Frightend the bejaysus out of many a person. Fanny-lickers we call them
over here. Rich oul broads use them for cold snouting their umm underneaths
:-)) - seems their tongue is very coarse and doesn't get tired either -
slurp slurp...
Wouldn't get a cat doing that would you?
Cheers
Tommy
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| Tommy 2006-05-23, 11:01 am |
| ByTor wrote:
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> But damn, now I know why my Teddy wasn't a happy camper prowling the
> neighborhood.......
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> Yes my cats name was Teddy(no connection), an all black bobtail
> manx........Born with no tail, funny as hell when I watched him hop
> across the lawn like a bunny......
My mother had fawn cats, I didn't like the buggers, and they knew it. And
They didn't like me. At the time I stayed with her, I had some fistulas
draining fluids - so my hygiene was tantamount to paranoid. I mouthwashed
and scrubbed and even had special gauze masks. Anyway I couldn't hold my
food down if the bastards came into the room while I was eating.
All I had to do was pull the ring on a can of beer and they were over
purring and rubbing their tail off me and sitting on my lap and rising dust
and hairs.
I grabbed one in each hand and fecked them out. One of the bleeeders leapt
on my back and left his nail marks on my neck. I drop kicked her about two
miles. She never came home until I waved bye bye through the taxi window.
I was actually sad when she couldn't find a home for them, and had to put
them to sleep. I wanted to drown them, in acid :-))
nahh, boiling oil, vegetable oil maybe, in a chip shop - anyone for
roasted cat :-)
Cheers
Tommy
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| ByTor 2006-05-23, 11:01 am |
| In article <sX6cg.14883$M94.11647@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>,
tommyleprechaun@geemale.comp, Tommy says...
> ByTor wrote:
>
> My mother had fawn cats, I didn't like the buggers, and they knew it. And
> They didn't like me. At the time I stayed with her, I had some fistulas
> draining fluids - so my hygiene was tantamount to paranoid. I mouthwashed
> and scrubbed and even had special gauze masks. Anyway I couldn't hold my
> food down if the bastards came into the room while I was eating.
>
> All I had to do was pull the ring on a can of beer and they were over
> purring and rubbing their tail off me and sitting on my lap and rising dust
> and hairs.
>
> I grabbed one in each hand and fecked them out. One of the bleeeders leapt
> on my back and left his nail marks on my neck. I drop kicked her about two
> miles. She never came home until I waved bye bye through the taxi window.
> I was actually sad when she couldn't find a home for them, and had to put
> them to sleep. I wanted to drown them, in acid :-))
> nahh, boiling oil, vegetable oil maybe, in a chip shop - anyone for
> roasted cat :-)
>
> Cheers
> Tommy
>
>
>
Is this the *Dark* of Tommy?
My sister had this *NASTY* all white cat for like 12yrs.....Everyday I
was hoping the XXXXX would croak......This cat used to hide on top of a
cabinet and swipe at me with her claws when I walked by....I learned to
auot-duck over the years.........The cat finally got to old, lost all
her teeth, damn near blind in both eyes and my sis put her down......I
offered my sister the 25 cent solution but she didn't take the offer
nicely, called me a XXXX.....I told her maybe she was right, it would be
messy, but I did offer to put plastic on the ground first........ :0)
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| Tommy 2006-05-23, 11:01 am |
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"ByTor" <>
> Is this the *Dark* of Tommy?
>
> My sister had this *NASTY* all white cat for like 12yrs.....Everyday I
> was hoping the XXXXX would croak......This cat used to hide on top of a
> cabinet and swipe at me with her claws when I walked by....I learned to
> auot-duck over the years.........The cat finally got to old, lost all
> her teeth, damn near blind in both eyes and my sis put her down......I
> offered my sister the 25 cent solution but she didn't take the offer
> nicely, called me a XXXX.....I told her maybe she was right, it would be
> messy, but I did offer to put plastic on the ground first........ :0)
Nahh, this is nice of me.. thing is the oul biddy wouldn't buy me drink,
but she spent a fortune on her kitties. Once I fed them chocolate Brooklax,
they shit for California, night noon and morning, scuttery watery bilious
shite all over the house. It didn't bother me cos I was wasted half the
time, or too sick to care anyway. The vet said it was dysentry and we were
all to get injections at 50 dollars a pop. Like that would have kept me in
Bud for a week.
'S funny, they never took food off me again.
Bastiids, she spent about 200 on them that month.
Cheers
Doglover Tommy
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| ByTor 2006-05-23, 11:01 am |
| In article <BDpcg.2326$XR6.126@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net>,
tommyleprechaun@geemale.comp, Tommy says...
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> "ByTor" <>
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> Nahh, this is nice of me.. thing is the oul biddy wouldn't buy me drink,
> but she spent a fortune on her kitties. Once I fed them chocolate Brooklax,
> they shit for California, night noon and morning, scuttery watery bilious
> shite all over the house. It didn't bother me cos I was wasted half the
> time, or too sick to care anyway. The vet said it was dysentry and we were
> all to get injections at 50 dollars a pop. Like that would have kept me in
> Bud for a week.
>
> 'S funny, they never took food off me again.
> Bastiids, she spent about 200 on them that month.
>
> Cheers
> Doglover Tommy
Oh man that's rough......When my sis had that cat I had wished that I
had a big nasty dog that loved cat meat...........
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