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| You are more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib.
You can’t stand Hilary Clinton’s hair but you have no problem with Tom
DeLay’s.
You think Global Warming is no big deal but environmentalists are a
major problem.
You support the "war on drugs" but think Rush Limbaugh is being
prosecuted unfairly.
You think professional athletes make too much money but Sam Walton’s
kids deserve everything they have.
You like the way George Bush walks.
You think Al Gore is "wooden" and Donald Rumsfeld has charisma.
You think CNN is biased but Fox News is neutral.
You like the sound of Newt Gingrich’s voice.
You are sure the United States has the best education and health care
systems in the world.
You think Dick Cheney is a straight shooter.
You think Michael Chertoff’s beard makes him look distinguished.
You think the problem with our health care system is lawyers.
You think it was more important to locate Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress
than to locate weapons of mass destruction.
You don’t believe "terrorism" has made Rudy Giuliani an incredibly rich
man.
You believe freedom of speech covers everything Pat Robertson says and
does, but burning a flag should be illegal.
You can be in the same room with Brit Hume.
You have yourself convinced that the country and world are better off
now than 5 years ago.
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| Ace Renegade 2006-02-25, 4:25 pm |
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>You think professional athletes make too much money but Sam Walton’s
>kids deserve everything they have.
Well...One of Walton's kids agured in his ultra-light last summer north
of the Jackson Hole Air Port. He's deader than shit. Is that what you
mean?
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| Ace Renegade wrote:
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> connectu2@verizon.net wrote:
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> Well...One of Walton's kids agured in his ultra-light last summer north
> of the Jackson Hole Air Port. He's deader than shit. Is that what you
> mean?
Yep, #7 on the Forbes list.
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| if you think it was that geezer's fault for getting in Dick Cheney's way.
if you have a case of the hots for Ann Coulter
if you think Bill O'Reilley is a real journalist
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| Sharx35 2006-02-25, 4:25 pm |
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"Grace" <gracehXXX@spiritone.com> wrote in message
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> if you think it was that geezer's fault for getting in Dick Cheney's way.
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> if you have a case of the hots for Ann Coulter
With Ann Coulter, NO ONE need Viagra.
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> if you think Bill O'Reilley is a real journalist
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| Ace Renegade 2006-02-25, 4:25 pm |
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connectu2@verizon.net wrote:
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>Yep, #7 on the Forbes list.
Not any more. #1 with a bullet on the dead meat list...
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| GaryE 2006-02-27, 12:51 am |
| On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:36:32 GMT, "F.H." <connectu2z@verizon.net>
wrote:
>You believe freedom of speech covers everything Pat Robertson says
“It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-biased media and the
homosexuals who want to destroy all Christian
“Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists,
many were homosexuals - the two things seem to go together”
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that
encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children,
practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians
“The flooding of New Orleans is a sign that God is tired of
seeing his creation mocked by the Mardi Gras and its perverted display
of debauchery and exposed breasts
“According to sworn testimony, intelligent design has nothing to
do with God
"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is
now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the
same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic
Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to
destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the
worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More
terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."
"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get
married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ
is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife,
and that's the way it is, period."
"If you go all the way back to the days just following creation, men
lived nine hundred years or more."
"My personal feeling is that oral sex is against nature."
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"GaryE" <garyexxxxxxx@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:6ef4025e4g0g3v62ts40l6psbn50ub0gqo@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:36:32 GMT, "F.H." <connectu2z@verizon.net>
> wrote:
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> "My personal feeling is that oral sex is against nature."
Well Pat... close your eyes, or try it with a homosapien
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| Sharx35 2006-02-27, 10:51 am |
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"GaryE" <garyexxxxxxx@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:6ef4025e4g0g3v62ts40l6psbn50ub0gqo@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:36:32 GMT, "F.H." <connectu2z@verizon.net>
> wrote:
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> "It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-biased media and the
> homosexuals who want to destroy all Christian
>
> "Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists,
> many were homosexuals - the two things seem to go together"
>
> Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that
> encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children,
> practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians
>
> "The flooding of New Orleans is a sign that God is tired of
> seeing his creation mocked by the Mardi Gras and its perverted display
> of debauchery and exposed breasts
>
> "According to sworn testimony, intelligent design has nothing to
> do with God
>
> "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is
> now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the
> same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic
> Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to
> destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the
> worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More
> terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."
>
> "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get
> married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ
> is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife,
> and that's the way it is, period."
>
> "If you go all the way back to the days just following creation, men
> lived nine hundred years or more."
>
> "My personal feeling is that oral sex is against nature."
Most of those statements were okay UNTIL THE LAST ONE!!!!
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