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AL Gebra the terowrist

Tommy

2005-09-30, 12:08 pm

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y"
and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country. "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there
are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes.

"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is
intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to
inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding:
"Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our
point, and draw the line."

President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before
seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in
random facts of vertex."

Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue
to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around
their necks."

Tim and Lisa

2005-09-30, 12:08 pm

"Tommy" <tommyleprechaun@everywhere.com> wrote in message
news:SqF_e.2715$9l4.776@newsfe4-win.ntli.net...
> At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
> be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
> in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
> calculator.
>
> At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he
> believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
> being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
>
> "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
> solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
> search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y"
> and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they
> belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
> in every country. "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there
> are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.
>
> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
> given us more fingers and toes.
>
> "I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is
> intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
> disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to
> inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding:
> "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our
> point, and draw the line."
>
> President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
> potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before
> seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in
> random facts of vertex."
>
> Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
> ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue
> to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around
> their necks."
>
>

LOL!!! ;o) Thank I needed that!!

Tim and Lisa

2005-09-30, 12:08 pm

"Tim and Lisa" <tworkman1@socal.rr.com> wrote in message
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> "Tommy" <tommyleprechaun@everywhere.com> wrote in message
> news:SqF_e.2715$9l4.776@newsfe4-win.ntli.net...
>
> LOL!!! ;o) Thank I needed that!!
>

What did the Great Oak say to the mathmeatician?

"GEE-I'M-A-TREE!!!"

nipntuk

2005-09-30, 12:08 pm

On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 23:11:46 GMT, "Tommy"
<tommyleprechaun@everywhere.com> wrote:

>
>Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
>ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue
>to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around
>their necks."

After subtracting Ashcroft from the equasion, still, nothing adds up.
Seems we just become more divided as the pi gets smaller, and the
factors multiply....

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Virtualoso

2005-09-30, 12:09 pm

In article <7lcmj1th5d9um0qup72httq49jiudt2p25@4ax.com>, nipntuk
<carp_dm@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 23:11:46 GMT, "Tommy"
> <tommyleprechaun@everywhere.com> wrote:
>
>
> After subtracting Ashcroft from the equasion, still, nothing adds up.
> Seems we just become more divided as the pi gets smaller, and the
> factors multiply....

Does not compute.
So refute.

Kai Ruuska

2005-09-30, 12:09 pm

nipntuk kirjoitti:
> On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 23:11:46 GMT, "Tommy"
> <tommyleprechaun@everywhere.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
> After subtracting Ashcroft from the equasion, still, nothing adds up.
> Seems we just become more divided as the pi gets smaller, and the
> factors multiply....
>

Did you know Pi is exactly three and not 3,16 and so forth? Truly,
says so in the Bible so it must be true. Coincidentally, it may be a
good idea to check whether your local bridge engineers were educated
in a Christian Engineering school that takes the Bible literally.

--
Kai

"Always be yourself. Unless you suck."

Bryce L. Martin

2005-09-30, 12:09 pm

On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 23:11:46 GMT, "Tommy" <tommyleprechaun@everywhere.com>
wrote:

:|At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
:|be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
:|in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
:|calculator.
:|
:|At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he
:|believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
:|being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
:|
:|"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
:|solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
:|search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y"
:|and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they
:|belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
:|in every country. "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there
:|are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.
:|
:|When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
:|wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
:|given us more fingers and toes.
:|
:|"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is
:|intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
:|disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to
:|inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding:
:|"Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our
:|point, and draw the line."
:|
:|President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
:|potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before
:|seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in
:|random facts of vertex."
:|
:|Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
:|ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue
:|to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around
:|their necks."
:|
Tommy;
We have disagreed in the past, but I would like to say that I will happily
cosine with your post. I have never been an evenly remotely destructive person,
but math can be good or bad, just like explosives. Although the situation is
very negative, I'm sure the Justice Department can come up with some imaginary
numbers to get at the root of the problem. After all were we are dealing with
absolutes here.

Have a nice day;

Bryce L. Martin