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Season's greetings to every one of you
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| Barnsey 2005-12-21, 10:52 am |
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"Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote in message
news:doatje$fa3$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> go XXXX yourselves!
Well said!
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| ur_droll 2005-12-21, 10:52 am |
| Jon wrote:
> go XXXX yourselves!
Just because that's the only way that it works for you... doesn't mean
that others don't have better options.
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| Douglas D. Anderson 2005-12-21, 10:52 am |
| Jon wrote:
> go XXXX yourselves!
God bless you Richard! May the Lord be with you!
Merry Christmas!
Now everybody sing along!
1. This Day a Child is born,
Offspring of God's pure love,
True Word, the Everlasting,
And Wisdom from above!
Chorus
Noel, Noel, Noel!
All through the Day we sing
To greet the loving Saviour,
Our Prophet, Priest, and King.
2. This Day is Jesus born,
Made Flesh the Son of Man,
Who erst did reign in glory,
Before the world began! Chorus
3. This Day a Child is born,
Creator, King, and Lord, --
In Majesty all glorious
By Heaven and earth adored. Chorus
4. This Day the Light has come,
Bright Beam of Peace and Love, --
Way, Truth, and Life, sure Guidance,
To our blest Home above! Chorus
5. This Day the Shepherd came
To Shepherds in the field,
That we, His Sheep, might find Him,
And He to death might yield. Chorus
6. One Day our Judge will come,
And all shall hear His Voice, --
That Day, Sweet Jesus, bid us,
With all Thy Sheep, rejoice! Chorus
ur_droll especially likes the part about rejoicing
with all his sheep
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| Barnsey wrote:
>"Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote in message
>news:doatje$fa3$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
>Well said!
go *XXXX* yourself!
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| ligpop 2005-12-21, 10:52 am |
| i wood rather do that to u, regardless of your sex
"Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote in message
news:doatje$fa3$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> go XXXX yourselves!
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| ur_droll wrote:
> Jon wrote:
> Just because that's the only way that it works for you... doesn't mean
> that others don't have better options.
go *XXXX* yourself!
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| Douglas D. Anderson wrote:
> Jon wrote:
> God bless you Richard! May the Lord be with you!
> Merry Christmas!
> Now everybody sing along!
> 1. This Day a Child is born,
> Offspring of God's pure love,
> True Word, the Everlasting,
> And Wisdom from above!
> Chorus
> Noel, Noel, Noel!
> All through the Day we sing
> To greet the loving Saviour,
> Our Prophet, Priest, and King.
> 2. This Day is Jesus born,
> Made Flesh the Son of Man,
> Who erst did reign in glory,
> Before the world began! Chorus
> 3. This Day a Child is born,
> Creator, King, and Lord, --
> In Majesty all glorious
> By Heaven and earth adored. Chorus
> 4. This Day the Light has come,
> Bright Beam of Peace and Love, --
> Way, Truth, and Life, sure Guidance,
> To our blest Home above! Chorus
> 5. This Day the Shepherd came
> To Shepherds in the field,
> That we, His Sheep, might find Him,
> And He to death might yield. Chorus
> 6. One Day our Judge will come,
> And all shall hear His Voice, --
> That Day, Sweet Jesus, bid us,
> With all Thy Sheep, rejoice! Chorus
> ur_droll especially likes the part about rejoicing
> with all his sheep
go *XXXX* yourself!
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| ligpop wrote:
>"Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote in message
>i wood rather do that to u, regardless of your sex
go *XXXX* yourself!
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| timjyinster@gmail.com 2005-12-21, 12:50 pm |
| can someone tell me how to do this?
i cant find it in any recovery or spiritual manuals
sounds like it could be fun and save ne a lot of money
tim
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| Bryce L. Martin 2005-12-21, 12:50 pm |
| On 21 Dec 2005 09:18:39 -0800, "timjyinster@gmail.com" <timjyinster@gmail.com>
wrote:
:|can someone tell me how to do this?
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:|i cant find it in any recovery or spiritual manuals
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:|sounds like it could be fun and save ne a lot of money
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:|tim
Once upon our Vice President was heard to say this to a member of the U.S.
Congress. Several "experts" came to the conclusion that this was an
"anatomically impossible" act. I'm afraid there is no way to actually do this.
Have a nice day;
Bryce L. Martin
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| timjyinster@gmail.com 2005-12-21, 5:50 pm |
| maybe we will be able to evolve with the penis enlarger and be able to
XXXX ourselves
however i am forgetting where the female of our species might evolve
with this...
the female of our species is more deadly
than the male
maybe they just ignore such remarks
while the male, whilst indulging in such intellectualities might
actually make this a possibility
and make the comment irrelevent
or even a directive that is pleasurable as opposed to attempts at
insulting
tim
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| raven1 2005-12-21, 5:50 pm |
| On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:44:12 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
>go XXXX yourselves!
Dick? Dick Cheney? Is that you?
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| gregnoble 2005-12-21, 5:51 pm |
| "erikc" <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in message
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Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
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> Damn! You're turning down your first proposition in 20 years?
And, no doubt, the last.
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| Douglas D. Anderson 2005-12-21, 5:51 pm |
| raven1 wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:44:12 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
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> Dick? Dick Cheney? Is that you?
That sounds like a Democratic campaign slogan... "Dick Dick Cheney".
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| raven1 2005-12-21, 5:51 pm |
| On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 22:42:14 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote:
>raven1 wrote:
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>That sounds like a Democratic campaign slogan... "Dick Dick Cheney".
Seen during the 2000 and 2004 campaigns: "Lick Bush and Dick Cheney",
and "Dick Cheney... before he dicks you".
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| Brian E. Clark 2005-12-22, 12:51 am |
| In article <doatje$fa3$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net>, Jon said...
> go XXXX yourselves!
No, not unless I'm standing beneath one hell of large bunch of
mistletoe...
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Brian E. Clark
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| erikc wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 14:07:02 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
> Damn! You're turning down your first proposition in 20 years?
i'm choosy.
i can afford to be.
sex is not a priority for me.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| "Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote in message
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> erikc wrote:
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> i'm choosy.
You're a faggot.
> i can afford to be.
You're broke.
> sex is not a priority for me.
Anyone who shares the same physical characteristics as you find this easy to
say.
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You get uglier every day. For you, it's tomorrow.
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| raven1 wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 22:42:14 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
> <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote:
> Seen during the 2000 and 2004 campaigns: "Lick Bush and Dick Cheney",
> and "Dick Cheney... before he dicks you".
did it work?
no.
because the majority of Americans are XXXXing right wing fascist nazi
bastards who need to be militarily defeated.
that is the only way to handle a fascist.
shoot him.
but they shoot back.
so it's war, once more.
until we can annihilate all the fascists.
but they keep being born to parents who teach their children how to be nazis.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| Brian E. Clark wrote:
> In article <doatje$fa3$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net>, Jon said...
> No, not unless I'm standing beneath one hell of large bunch of
> mistletoe...
you're easy.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 14:24:57 -0800, "gregnoble" <gregnoble@j9n35c.invalid>
wrote in message <40u32iF1bofo1U1@individual.net>:
>"erikc" <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in message
>Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
>And, no doubt, the last.
i'll risk it.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 21:11:19 -0500, "Mike" <skellarnospam@gmail.com> wrote
in message <XYOdnXe4odv8lzfeRVn-vQ@comcast.com>:
>"Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote in message
>You're a faggot.
>You're broke.
>Anyone who shares the same physical characteristics as you find this easy to
>say.
go *XXXX* yourself!
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| ur_droll 2005-12-22, 12:52 am |
| Jon wrote:
> ur_droll wrote:
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> go *XXXX* yourself!
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In your mouth... 'dick head'
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| On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 19:49:30 +1300, ur_droll <kpjzdpshfavs.@hndsz> wrote in
message <Z%rqf.9857$vH5.484923@news.xtra.co.nz>:
>Jon wrote:
>In your mouth... 'dick head'
you're an enemy national too. unless you join the Islamic Jihad.
btw Musims have a close relationship with sheep.
they'll be quite tolerant of your personal affections.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
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| Mike Lepore 2005-12-24, 10:50 am |
| Peace on earth and good will to all, except for the bad people.
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| On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:23:15 -0500, "Mike Lepore"
<lepore5@bestweb.net> wrote:
>Peace on earth and good will to all, except for the bad people.
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With exceptions there shall be no peace or lasting goodwill...but then
who needs it?
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| "go XXXX yourselves"
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Merry Dickmas to your XXX too!!
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"ur_droll" <kpjzdpshfavs.@hndsz> wrote in message
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> Jon wrote:
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> Just because that's the only way that it works for you... doesn't mean
> that others don't have better options.
you sure couldn't do yourself with your little pee pee kiwi.
Santa and the FAA
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation
Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas
flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe
all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out and made sure all his paperwork
was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put
Santa's flying skills to the test. The examiner walked slowly around the
sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even
Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance
calculations for sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the
check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and
checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's
surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?!?" asked Santa incredulously. The
examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time,"
as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an
engine on takeoff."
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"ur_droll" <kpjzdpshfavs.@hndsz> wrote in message
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> Jon wrote:
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> In your mouth... 'dick head'
is that the way you do it kiwi?
Zoo Christmas
The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck
and overall mood of the year by watching the the gnu. If the gnu's ears
were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was almost certain to
happen. But if his ears were laid back flat against his head, it meant that
an unlucky or very unhappy year was sure to come. One year it was young
Mary's turn to "survey" the animal and come up with the prediction. It was
her first time solo, and in her excitement, she forgot to take the key to
the cage. She was late in coming to check on the gnu. Well, she saw the
wrong ear position and predicted a bad year, when in fact it was quite good.
To explain the error, the local newspaper ran the following headline a year
later: MARY CRIST MISSES AN HAPPY GNU'S EAR!
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