| Tim and Lisa 2005-11-28, 10:50 am |
| Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred
approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny
that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his
friends and family was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy
was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell,
concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual
over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in
backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...
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I got music runnin' in my brain,
Ev'ry song with it's own kind of meaning.
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