| Tim and Lisa 2005-10-29, 10:59 am |
| TOP TEN REASONS
WHY TRICK OR TREATING
IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed
to get at least
a little something
in the sack.
9) If you get tired,
you can wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look,
the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to
compliment
the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K.
when the person you're with
fantasizes you're someone else,
because you are!!!!!!
5) Forty years from now
you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get,
you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter
if the kids hear you
moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
Number one reason trick or treating is better than sex....
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
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