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| Mollypup 2004-10-28, 7:06 pm |
| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???
(sorry - I couldn't resist)
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- Sandy
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"Mollypup" <Mollypup1@msn.com> wrote in message
news:clrvf60r4e@news2.newsguy.com...
> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood???
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> (sorry - I couldn't resist)
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> - Sandy
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Why ever would a woodchuck want to chuck wood if a woodchuck could
chuck wood ?
JB ;^)
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| Tommy 2004-10-28, 10:06 pm |
| In news:cls16i$74p$1@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk,
JB <> quoted
> "Mollypup" <Mollypup1@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:clrvf60r4e@news2.newsguy.com...
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> Why ever would a woodchuck want to chuck wood if a woodchuck could
> chuck wood ?
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> JB ;^)
Aha but how much of the woodchucks wood would a saw saw if no one saw the
saw sawing -
Cos I saw a saw sawing, but I never saw a saw like the saw I saw sawing the
wood the woodchuck chucked at the saw :-)
Tommy
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| Mollypup 2004-10-28, 10:06 pm |
| Tommy wrote:
> In news:cls16i$74p$1@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk,
> JB <> quoted
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> Aha but how much of the woodchucks wood would a saw saw if no one saw
> the saw sawing -
> Cos I saw a saw sawing, but I never saw a saw like the saw I saw
> sawing the wood the woodchuck chucked at the saw :-)
> Tommy
Chuck you! Sawwy.....
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| cadman@wits.end 2004-10-28, 10:06 pm |
| Mollypup wrote:
> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???
All of it.
tm
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| Mollypup wrote:
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> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???
Depends. Was he an alcoholic or an addict?
If he was an addict, he'd even break the law to chuck wood. If an
alcoholic, he'd just chuck wood until he lost his chucking license and
his chuckers gave out completely.
If he was a regular run of the mill woodchuck, well I suspect he'd just
chuck away until quittin' time and then head home to the Mrs.
Tara
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| Fred Exley 2004-10-29, 2:06 am |
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"Tara" <taragreen2@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:4181AABA.10BA8A9F@verizon.net...
> Mollypup wrote:
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> Depends. Was he an alcoholic or an addict?
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> If he was an addict, he'd even break the law to chuck wood. If an
> alcoholic, he'd just chuck wood until he lost his chucking license and
> his chuckers gave out completely.
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> If he was a regular run of the mill woodchuck, well I suspect he'd just
> chuck away until quittin' time and then head home to the Mrs.
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> Tara
If Kerry had seen that woodchuck this week, he would have blown it's brains
out for his photo-op.
-Fred
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| Grace H. 2004-10-29, 2:06 am |
| in article 4181AABA.10BA8A9F@verizon.net, Tara at taragreen2@verizon.net
wrote on 10/28/04 7:31 PM:
> Mollypup wrote:
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> Depends. Was he an alcoholic or an addict?
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> If he was an addict, he'd even break the law to chuck wood. If an
> alcoholic, he'd just chuck wood until he lost his chucking license and
> his chuckers gave out completely.
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> If he was a regular run of the mill woodchuck, well I suspect he'd just
> chuck away until quittin' time and then head home to the Mrs.
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> Tara
Or, if he were a bipolar woodchuck, he would chuck like crazy for a few
days, then he would go into a depressive stupor.
A paranoid schizophrenic woodchuck would think FBI agents had implanted
electrodes in his wood, so he would not chuck any wood at all because he is
running away from it.
And a borderline woodchuck would inappropriately bond with the wood and
develop a stormy "I love you - Go away!" relationship with it, forgoing any
chucking at all.
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| Fred Exley wrote:
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> "Tara" <taragreen2@verizon.net> wrote in message
> news:4181AABA.10BA8A9F@verizon.net...
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> If Kerry had seen that woodchuck this week, he would have blown it's brains
> out for his photo-op.
At least he would have a had a fighting chance.
Bush would have had his forest leased out to the timber industry and
leveled.
Heh....we can screw up *any* thread apparently :-)
Tara
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"Tara" <taragreen2@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> Fred Exley wrote:
it's brains[vbcol=seagreen]
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> At least he would have a had a fighting chance.
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> Bush would have had his forest leased out to the timber industry and
> leveled.
Only if the intelligence ops which had supplied him with info on the
whereabouts of the woodchuck had proved accurate ?
JB
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