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"ur_droll" <who.gives@XXXX.co> wrote in message
news:CvW8d.10454$JQ4.696321@news.xtra.co.nz...
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> "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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> : On Tue, 5 Oct 2004 10:26:50 -0400, Twylyght@webtv.net (wEb GoDdEsS)
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> : message <22982-4162AF2A-284@storefull-3177.bay.webtv.net>:
> : <ul>
> : <li>All the stories for his new show, "Gone in 60 Seconds."</li>
> : <li>A bank in Nigeria needs your help....</li>
> : <li>Here's one clue: A file folder on his desk is covered in hand-drawn
> : hearts and the handwritten headlines, "Government Fakes Top Newsman's
> : Alleged Apology," "White House Admits to Leaking Fake Rather Story" and
> : "Rather Vindicated."</li>
> : <li>President Bush faked a tummy ache when he was eight just to get out
of
> : school.</li>
> : <li>Internet wEb GoDdEsS, continues to entertain millions and upset just
> one
> : disgruntled obese shut-in, with her jokes she shares on the
> : alt.tasteless.jokes newsgroup.</li>
> : </ul>
> : <p>(smile)</p>
> : </body>
> : <p> </p>
> : <blockquote>
> : <p><font color=red size=7>and we all know that all of those are total
> : bullshit, don't we fool?</font></p>
> : <h1>Are we having fun yet?</h1>
> : <p>10 ways to piss web goddess off</p>
> : <p>continued in the next existing episode of HTML encoded Usenet
> posts.</p>
> : <p>coming soon to this newsgroup.<p>
> : <p><yawn></p>
> : </blockquote>
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> What a XXXXing cry baby
didn't you teach him how to cry kiwi?
Top Ten Hobbies Of Darth Vader
10) Making prank "heavy breathing" phone calls
9) Sneaking up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covering their eyes, and
demanding "Guess who?"
8) Practicing throwing Palpatine doll down pits
7) Genealogy
6) Using the force to learn to juggle
5) Mortal Kombat 5436
4) Using mind-reading ability to win at Battleship
3) Late nights with a pain droid
2) Sending anonymous love-notes to Mon Mothma
1) Checking Imperial Deli to see if they've named a sandwich after him yet
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