| Stuart J. Shillinglaw 2005-01-31, 10:38 am |
| Walking in a city park, a man is stopped by a passer by carrying a suitcase
and a folded display stand. The passer by insists that the man take a look
at what he has for sale in his suitcase and proceeds to set up the display
stand, and open the suitcase on the stand to show the contents. The
suitcase contains playboy memorabilia including The Best of Pamela
Anderson, The Best of Anna Nicole Smith, and The Best of Jenny McCarthy
DVDs. The sales pitch that followed was, “I can sell any of these products
for less than twenty bucks, or you might be interested a book that is more
valuable for the same price” and shows him a book called The Secret to
Writing a Dirty Joke and tells him “This book will tell you how to be
popular with all the guys and at the same time, let the women know you are
interested.” So the man decides on buying the book and takes it with him.
Two weeks later, the same two meet but when the man tells him “Well the
guys all think I am funny, but my wife kicked me out.”
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Stuart J. Shillinglaw
in woo peg
http://schizophrenia.atspace.org/
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