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Author Old Guy Joke: Spoiler: Vintage Truck and Young Women
Stuart J. Shillinglaw

2005-01-31, 10:38 am

An old man of eighty two years old driving a vintage Chevy truck, passes by
a convenience store and decides on stopping in instead of continuing on to
the large supermarket at the local mall. He takes a look around at the food
says to the cashier clerk “The prices are sure high here, I could just buy
a girly magazine, and that will satisfy my hunger”, so he ends up buying
the magazine. As the months go on he continues with pattern of buying the
girly magazine instead of the food and one day he comes in with two young
women on his arms and says to the clerk, “I really was uncertain about
coming here instead of going to the supermarket, but hey, I lost weight and
the young women are really going for me, the only problem is my bank
account is ending up flat due to all this partying.”.

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Stuart J. Shillinglaw
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